Wow, glad that's done. And, "answers" to last post.

[theeverdream]

So this is my obligatory "my sga_santa story's done!" post.

To celebrate the sheer doneness of the story, I have decided.



I am never writing sex again.

*headdesk*




Here's my take on the list from the last post, what people in Atlantis would never admit to wanting from Earth.



John Sheppard --- Liquid eyeliner, green with sparkles.
(John likes to be pretty.)

Rodney McKay --- Military-kink gay porn videos.
(From being around John all the time.)

Evan Lorne --- Chocolate body paint.
(He's a painter, and would like to try interesting things with his sexual partners!)

Carson Beckett --- Nipple clamps, cock ring, flogger.
(Has to be all compassionate in his job, likes to be sadistic after-hours.)

Elizabeth Weir --- Ritalin.
(Because if you don't have ADD, Ritalin just helps you go and go.)

Radek Zelenka --- Their childhood stuffed cat.
(Knows it won't mind hearing about his day - able to let off much-needed steam after keeping in stress from saving city, putting up with Rodney.)

Jennifer Keller --- Their childhood stuffed dog.
(Knows it doesn't mind if she's not strong all the time.)

Comments

[calcitrix.livejournal.com]

Such hot people should just take care of the sex themselves and not need me!

I want you to think very carefully about what you're saying, there.

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um. I mean, not need me to write it.

Because, uh, if they needed me for other things, that would probably be okay.



Hehe :)