Steve? Talking? Yeah, nope. He'd literally just ignore the wings until they shrivelled up and went away or something. Plus they'd interfere with the swimming, and we cannot deprive the world of that, we just can't.

And holy rghaerpgqaerg THAT PICSPAM, how have I not seen it, AHHHHH the hotness of it, ahhhhhhh I'm flailing again. And that VIDEO and he calls Steve *honey* :D

This show is my new happy place, I swear it. And hey, if there happens to be a 'one of Steve's sooper sekrit SEAL things was with the Stargate Program and he knows John' bunny in my head, well, can you blame me? :D