Wow, glad that's done. And, "answers" to last post.

[theeverdream]

So this is my obligatory "my sga_santa story's done!" post.

To celebrate the sheer doneness of the story, I have decided.



I am never writing sex again.

*headdesk*




Here's my take on the list from the last post, what people in Atlantis would never admit to wanting from Earth.



John Sheppard --- Liquid eyeliner, green with sparkles.
(John likes to be pretty.)

Rodney McKay --- Military-kink gay porn videos.
(From being around John all the time.)

Evan Lorne --- Chocolate body paint.
(He's a painter, and would like to try interesting things with his sexual partners!)

Carson Beckett --- Nipple clamps, cock ring, flogger.
(Has to be all compassionate in his job, likes to be sadistic after-hours.)

Elizabeth Weir --- Ritalin.
(Because if you don't have ADD, Ritalin just helps you go and go.)

Radek Zelenka --- Their childhood stuffed cat.
(Knows it won't mind hearing about his day - able to let off much-needed steam after keeping in stress from saving city, putting up with Rodney.)

Jennifer Keller --- Their childhood stuffed dog.
(Knows it doesn't mind if she's not strong all the time.)

Comments

[calcitrix.livejournal.com]

Ha. I was just considering writing that post myself. Sent off the SGA secret santa story just in time *phew*

It turned out to be soooooo loooong (but at least I didn't have to write sex, I guess :)

Also: chocolate body paint + Lorne. Yes.

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just have a problem with sex writing, for some reason. Such hot people should just take care of the sex themselves and not need me! :D

Mmmm Lorne. :D:D

[calcitrix.livejournal.com]

Such hot people should just take care of the sex themselves and not need me!

I want you to think very carefully about what you're saying, there.

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um. I mean, not need me to write it.

Because, uh, if they needed me for other things, that would probably be okay.



Hehe :)

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Haha, we both wanted to give Keller the dog.


Carson Beckett --- Nipple clamps, cock ring, flogger.
(Has to be all compassionate in his job, likes to be sadistic after-hours.)

You know, that I can believe. Now please excuse me while I go ingest some much-needed brain bleach. *shudders*

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Aww *hands you a Clorox bottle*
I think he'd be scarily good at it.

[ribbon-purple.livejournal.com]

Congrats on finishing your story! I can hardly wait for the big reveal. There's going to be so many fantastic fics to read. I'm sure yours will be one of them. :o)

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

Aww, that's very sweet, thank you :-)

[rubygirl29.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I've got to read the fic! Is it posted yet and where?

And if Lorne wants chocolate body paint, I know whose body I'd like him to paint!

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

The mods of sga_santa will be posting it this month. But they'll be posting it without author names at first, and then revealing the names later on.